Lets bring house parties back!

On Saturday night after a long hard day of standing on my feet serving rude ignorant people who dont appreciate my delightful service all day. Me, my sister (red ranga downy) her mate  (mo tang) and my shit mate (the g dog) drove to our mates house party in Buderim. I was alittle scared for our life getting there as the shit chicks made me drive g dogs 'kia peice of shit rio' that was rattling and putting along the whole way. They all blamed my bad driving but it was definitely the car....faggots!

So we finally get to to the party and its already pumping like shit, full of crazy hot drunk international boys girls and some in between. We were frothin. (I had stipples) So we subtly made our way in said hello to the whole 5 people we knew then found a seat and started smashing the goon sack...yes big delicious goon of doom. This is where things always go abit hazy. (I still had stipples) Next thing i know me and the g dog are down stairs bending guys over and hitting them with ping pong bats. "We spanked bulk bums" is what Georgia txt me the next day. Lots of the international guys did not like this gesture one bit. A little Brazillian bloke almost cried and i think a mexican shit his pants. Next minute where back up stairs again having a smoke on a sneaky pipe with asian equasion Charles the token asian (i think he was a male prostitute) the house is ridiculously packed by this stage and iv lost all dignity.

then theres a big blur, girl vomits in lounge room.

Where head banging to skrillex when i notice G dog stumbling backwards in her standard drunken state. Shes throws her arms out and loses all balance and takes 5 guys down with her. it was Like a bowling ball hitting a strike. I was  in fetal by this stage. The stipples had stopped but i was starting to get real sweaty. Me and red dog were tearing up the d floor more so looking like we had ants in our pants whilst being on fire at the same time. We call it dancing others may call it having a seizure. None the less we were having fun. Now the rest of the night was an extreme blur i think our mate Allana took us home and i had to concentrate on not trowing up as i talked.

It wasnt until the next day when i woke up to find mo tang on our lounge room floor with a half naked hottie and a short red haired man with no pants on that my sister splerted the beans about G dog (worst wing man ever) hooking up with the asian persuasion fella who Renae had been calling Jack all night. I called her up imediately and she denied it but then came to the conclusion that he had put something in that pipe.

All i can say is house parties rip on clubbing! And me and the g dog are going to become professional gate crashes and tear up the coast. let us know when theres a house party on because we will be there. Pants or no pants.

Marika James. Proffessional partier. The pays not good but the sex is great

ps I'll go straight down on ya!! heres a pic from the party